a Breath of the Wild

Fanatic Studios is back with another smash-hit suppliment to your Favourite roleplaying game! We have plenty of adventure in this one-of a kind suppliment. Supplemen- fuck it, I'm not going back to edit that now. In the time before time, the glorious spirits O, M, and G all visited a pretty cool amusement park and decided to commit deicide. It was quite the event, you should have tried the canapés. Now, with the sword of something-or-other in their hands, the brave heroes of Hyrule (legally distinct from Hyrule becuase of errrrrrrrrrrrrr) head out into the wilds to go touch grass. Who will win in this epic and timeless battle of good vs legal? Only God and maybe Anime can decide. And now, a quick moment of silence for my career.